I foresee this becoming a regular posting series. I have a lot of crazy, and it’s attributable to a lot of different things.
So, carrying on, something that makes me crazy – posting vague status updates on Facebook, and then not explaining. Posting “worst day ever!” and then, when asked by concerned (read: curious) Facebook friends why it was the worst day ever or what happened, responding with “I don’t want to talk about it.” Or posting “OMG what a jerk!” but refusing to say who is a jerk or why.
What was the point of that.
I don’t mean to sound nosy. (Note that I didn’t say I’m not nosy – I just don’t want to sound nosy . . . and besides, if it's not for being nosy, what the hell else is Facebook for?) I just don’t understand what we’ve accomplished here. I have a sneaking suspicion that your point in making such a post was that you wanted to be asked about it. You have achieved your objective - you have posted something vague, it has garnered attention, and people have asked. So I ask . . . now what?
What other purpose could it serve? Is my day enhanced by reading that your day was unfortunate? No. Is it a warning, in case I should have future interactions with you that day? Probably you don’t have that much forethought. Did you think you should just let me know? Nah.
It’s not that I don’t care about your terrible day. I’m sorry if you’re having one. But if you don’t want to talk about it . . . why did you bring it up? You do know you’re on Facebook, writing this for your 482 closest internet friends, acquaintances and strangers, right?
We have achieved nothing. I may be nosy, but you're a status tease.
Sarcasmo
Currently Excited About: The trailer for Water for Elephants that was released last week. I read this book soon after it was released a couple of years ago, and absolutely fell in love with it. It’s a suspenseful story with interesting characters, set against an old-time circus background. I’ve been allllll sorts of excited since I saw that it was being made into a movie. Some of the casting is pretty brilliant – Christoph Waltz as the psychotic August in particular was a stroke of genius, and even Robert Pattinson as the young Jacob Jankowski is pretty dead on. I really questioned Reese Witherspoon as Marlena though. But now that I’ve seen the preview, my excitement has multiplied by, like, a basquillion. The actors fit well in the roles, and the circus setting is hauntingly beautiful. Definitely checking this one out on opening day in April.
Because being passive aggressive (or aggressively passive) on facebook gets things done!
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that kind of made my day. summed up almost everything about facebook that irritates me. they left off people who wish happy birthdays to people who aren't on facebook. "happy second birthday to my neice!" . . . if your neice is 2 and has facebook and can read this, you don't need facebook, you need a reality show.
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